Faza Monster’s Photo Journal

July 8, 2009

FOOD in PHOTOS REVIEW: Eleven Madison Park

Filed under: Info / Explanation, NYC, Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 2:15 pm

again, click through to flickr for the descriptions of each dish

The veal turnover (bottom) was my favorite.

The veal turnover (bottom) was my favorite. You can't see it because I used too small a focal depth. And because it's secret...

I told Al one were expected to eat the can the caviar came in.  He thought I was joking.

I told Al one was expected to eat the can the caviar came in. He thought I was joking.

The heirloom tomato cloud was basically ALCHEMY in a SPOON.

The heirloom tomato cloud was basically ALCHEMY in a SPOON.

Ohhhhh with tiny, shrunken olives for a splash of bitter with the sweet!

Ohhhhh with tiny, shrunken olives for a splash of bitter with the sweet!

Heirloom globes under the foam...

Heirloom globes under the foam...

And the money shot...

And the money shot...

Oooooohhhhh, indescribable!

Oooooohhhhh, indescribable!

Sea Urchin Cappuccino ?!?!

Sea Urchin Cappuccino ?!?!

Cant rave about the foie gras, sadly.

Can't rave about the foie gras, sadly.

GUESS WHAT!?  HALIBUT!

GUESS WHAT!? HALIBUT!

LOBSTAH!!

LOBSTAH!!

You can see Als stomach smiling in this shot.

You can see Al's stomach smiling in this shot.

The lamb was as good as the internet said it would be.

The lamb was as good as the internet said it would be.

The strawberries and champagne SUCKED. Too acidic.

The strawberries and champagne SUCKED. Too acidic.

They let us eat cake.

They let us eat cake.

Then we got a bottle of cognac and continued talking of life, the universe, and everything.

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July 7, 2009

FOOD in PHOTOS REVIEW: Per Se

Filed under: Info / Explanation, NYC, Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 5:51 pm
NOTE: you can click on any food picture to get a full description of the item on my flickr
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will pick up here w/ the lobster in the morning (will edit this and hopefully make a whole new post for EMP)

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June 26, 2009

failure to resist…

Filed under: Info / Explanation, NYC, Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 12:52 pm

…mentioning current events

though all i’ll say is i truly fucking love michael jackson

last night i was on my bike, cutting through traffic, and i stopped at a light next to a 1979 gold caddy with two huge black guys in it blasting some mj…i nodded and shot them a fist and they shot right back

it’s about the music

anyway, here’s a picture …

The only hearts in focus are turned away from you.  Must be B.O.

The only hearts in focus are turned away from you. Must be B.O.

June 25, 2009

FOOD PORN, day 3

Filed under: Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 4:11 pm

the milkshake is a tease in this shot …

no photos exist of the chocolate-cinnamon-rum-cayenne-bailey’s shake

WASH IT DOWN!

OOOOooooohhhhh .... AAAAaaaaaahhhhh...

OOOOooooohhhhh .... AAAAaaaaaahhhhh...

June 24, 2009

FOOD PORN, day 2

Filed under: Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 10:43 am

ooooohhhhhhhhh

JAMBALAYA!!!

JAMBALAYA!!!

June 16, 2009

the english coupe harvest is total vintage

Filed under: Object — MacDuff @ 5:26 pm

found this MG in the backyard of some shithole in jersey … nevermind the trespassing ^_^

taken by  iphone

One of the seats was totally torn down to the springs.

One of the seats was totally torn down to the springs.

June 11, 2009

life goes on (worst auto wreck i ever saw)

Filed under: NYC, Object — MacDuff @ 5:19 pm

not even going to make the ‘large marge’ reference…

Life goes on is really just an objective truism.

"Life goes on" is really just an objective truism.

June 3, 2009

i disrespected an art store – full story below

Filed under: Info / Explanation, NYC, Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 11:36 am

by taking photos of the pastels and pencils … according to some brunette with nothing better to do than lash out like a cunt

62 3rd Ave, New York, NY‎ – (212) 473-7705 New York Central Art Supply

everyone else in the store was really, really nice, like the korean girl, the foofy-blonde-haired girl, the owner lady, the man at the register…

just saying! i have a blog and i’m capable of being passive aggressive! normally i would just say something cruel in person and you know that!

in other news, the multi-colored-lead pencil i bought is ZANY and UNPREDICTABLE IN PLEASANT WAYS

Admittedly, this drawer was the least fun. The cobalts were great!

Admittedly, this drawer was the least fun. The cobalts were great!

June 2, 2009

bubble

Filed under: Info / Explanation, Object — MacDuff @ 10:18 am

oooh, slacking off….

Its a bubble. A bubble blown by Joeseph Sdao, age 4.

It's a bubble. A bubble blown by Joeseph Sdao, age 4.

May 27, 2009

food-mythology-allegory day 2: Scallop’seidon

Filed under: Object, Photograph — MacDuff @ 3:14 pm

god of the yumzor

Scallops. Scallops. Scallops.

Scallops. Scallops. Scallops.

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